Monster Training
The team have tied their ties around their foreheads, the tiki torches are lit, and they are heading to HR, you say? And you are HR? Got it.
We’ve got you.
You have indeed hired human beings, and they probably are revolting at the idea that they are being turned into human doings. What a great opportunity to grow your team and develop a sense of ownership, belonging, and thriving. Want to bond your teams and see what it’s like when everyone pulls together?
Let the Minimal Monster help guide your training events, getting to the root of unrest and dissent. People need to be heard and seen.
Want to know how to do that?
We can show you.
First, you: You are committed to getting your company and team to the next level. You have approval, or you are the one who gives approval for training and education.
Second, we have training programs in place for team-building, spirit-building, emotional resilience, and self-care. Hiring us to train your crew in meditation and relaxation techniques sets you on the path to becoming an Employer of Choice.
Can you imagine if everyone consistently pulled in the company’s direction? What’s it costing you to not have that?
What Sets Us Apart
Everyone wants to travel the Nile by boat a-la-Agathat Christie, but no one wants the murder.
Education (Children 7+)
Oh, the wee’ns. They are so stubborn and creative and noisy and messy, and where’s the sharpener gone now? And why can’t they just say what they want? What if we teach them how to process their own emotions? What if they learned to self-soothe some of these modern issues, which even adults have a hard time managing? Yeah, we do that. Call us. We even have a T. rex costume we whip out to show the bairns how to sit for mediation. Ages seven and up, please.
Workplace Wellness + Team Building
Look, at the end of the day, you are responsible for all the projects working out. It may not be your fault, but it is your problem. Why don’t we solve it for you? It’s quite possible and reasonable to care for the folks who get it all done at the cost of being away from their own families. Be the hero they need.
Speaking Events
Christmas Delivers.
Whatcha got? A talk on Mental Wellness? An awkward talk on Mental Wellness? Workplace Dynamics? General Dynamics? A Keynote? Ayurveda and Western Medicine? Womens Health? Meditation? What Coaches actually do? I got whatcha need right here. Delivered with lethal precision and loved by all HR. NDAs abound. Watch those insurance rates drop.
Retreats
You know everyone’s going for the drinks, right?
They can also get inspiring talks, effective education, proper guidance, and Un-Therapy from yours truly. Let me know what they need, and I’ll make it happen. They can get Un-Therapy sessions, yoga mats, and meditation sessions. Let’s talk.
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