Monster Training
The team have tied their ties around their foreheads, the tiki torches are lit, and they are heading to HR, you say?
And you are HR? Got it.
We’ve got you.
You have indeed hired human beings, and they probably are revolting at the idea that they are being turned into human doings. What a great opportunity to grow your team and develop a sense of ownership, belonging, and thriving. Want to bond your teams and see what it’s like when everyone pulls together?
Let the Minimal Monster help guide your training events, getting to the root of unrest and dissent. People need to be heard and seen.
Want to know how to do that? We can show you.
First, you: You are committed to getting your company and team to the next level. You have approval, or you are the one who approves training and education.
Second, we have training programs in place for team-building, spirit-building, emotional resilience, and self-care. Hiring us to train your crew in meditation and relaxation techniques sets you on the path to becoming an Employer of Choice.
Can you imagine if everyone consistently pulled in the company’s direction? What’s it costing you to not have that?
What Sets Us Apart
Having worked in corporate, military, para-military, and government-run environments, Christmas is seasoned in the art of corporate judo. She has delivered keynote speeches for a wide variety of audiences, including the Vietnam Patrol Gunboat Association, and you know if those curmudgeons didn’t kick her out, you won’t either. She had those old fogies crying and slapping one another on the back by the time she was done. One took his oxygen tubes out to cheer her on. She’s spoken to large military audiences, and the boys at 29 Stumps almost stole her from the Army. She’s motivated nugs working in -45F weather to get their documents in order before leaving, and the Senior Industry Partners have asked her to be a repeat speaker. One lady was overheard saying, “She can talk all day, and I would listen to everything she’s got to say.” The Donkey Sanctuary in Ireland have asked her back as well. She’s taught at Fort Leavenworth, home to the U.S. Army Command and General Staff College (CGSC), the premier military institution established in 1881, often called the "Intellectual Center of the Army,” duking it out with Colonels who were willing to go toe-to-toe over Oxford commas. Guess who won? She’s trained foreign police forces and helped them stand up intelligence Tactical Operations Centers (TOCs), and was invited to speak at the first-ever PlannerCon. Yes, there is such a thing. She’s conducted congressionally mandated 3-day career and motivation workshops for all branches of the U.S. Department of War, including the Puddle Pirates of Oregon (Coast Guard), where normally people would be poking their eyeballs out with forks to make it stop; Christmas had a line out the door of people waitlisted to get in. She’s written up the retirement packets for Senior Secret Service members and helped Foreign Legionnaires remap their life trajectories. One time, she helped a major defense contractor make an RFP compliant by simply slashing unnecessary content about an afloat system the Navy had zero interest in. 3 weeks later, BOOM! A $450M contract was signed. Sit down, take a sip of your coffee. This is gonna be good.
Education (Children 7+)
Oh, the wee’ns. They are so stubborn and creative and noisy and messy, and where’s the sharpener gone now? And why can’t they just say what they want? What if we teach them how to process their own emotions? What if they learned to self-soothe some of these modern issues, which even adults have a hard time managing? Yeah, we do that. Call us. We even have a T. rex costume we whip out to show the bairns how to sit for mediation. Ages seven and up, please.
Workplace Wellness + Team Building
Look, at the end of the day, you are responsible for all the projects working out. It may not be your fault, but it is your responsibility. Why don’t we take this issue off your shoulders for you? It’s quite possible and reasonable to care for the folks who get it all done at the cost of being away from their own families. Be the hero they need.
Speaking Events
Christmas Delivers.
Whatcha got? A talk on Mental Wellness? An awkward talk on Mental Wellness? Workplace Dynamics? General Dynamics? A Keynote? Ayurveda and Western Medicine? Womens Health? Meditation? What do coaches actually do? I got whatcha need right here. Delivered with lethal precision and loved by all HR. NDAs abound. Watch those insurance rates drop.
Retreats
You know everyone’s going for the drinks, right?
They can also get inspiring talks, effective education, proper guidance, and see their boss in a different light. Let me know what they need, and I’ll make it happen. They can get Un-Therapy sessions, yoga mats, and meditation sessions. Let’s talk. P.S. The yoga mats are foldable, so you won’t see Deborah raging with her tube-sized sling on Tuesdays.
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Monster Trainging Packages
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They come in early and do the work. They go home late. The projects are delivered, but the team is looking haggard. Sick-outs are unnecessary. Give them what they need and start your journey to being an “Employer of Choice.” We will create a bespoke wellness package for you that targets the issues your employees are dealing with when it comes to their wellness, which affects project wellness, which affects department wellness, which affects…the bottom line.
Christmas draws from 20+ years of working in counter-terrorism, law enforcement, the defense industry, pedagogy, and a curated certification in Ayurveda, a 5,000-year-old system of self-care that allows participants to make small and permanent changes in their lives, resulting in small and permanent successes at work. Your target audience is between 5-50 people.
They come in early and do the work. They go home late. The projects are delivered, but the team is looking haggard. Sick-outs are unnecessary. Give them what they need and start your journey to being an “Employer of Choice.” We will create a bespoke wellness package for you that targets the issues your employees are dealing with when it comes to their wellness, which affects project wellness, which affects department wellness, which affects…the bottom line.
Christmas draws from 20+ years of working in counter-terrorism, law enforcement, the defense industry, pedagogy, and a curated certification in Ayurveda, a 5,000-year-old system of self-care that allows participants to make small and permanent changes in their lives, resulting in small and permanent successes at work. Your target audience is between 5-50 people.