Monster Career
Explore our range of monster work + career services designed to help you move forward with confidence, wherever you're headed next. Some of you are off to the oil platforms, others overseas to stop the baddies. Wherever you are, we are too.
Finding a vocation is no mean feat. Only the brave and courageous dare enter the dragon’s lair, where you will find task, purpose, and motivation. Stuck, are we? Get un-stuck here.
what you are seeking, is seeking you.
What Sets Us Apart
Good people of Earth who need career documents. Enter here. Ignore the other portions. They are not designed for human consumption.
I know you stole your friend’s resume details and made it your own. It’s ok. No one really teaches us how to write a resume, and even if they do, they don’t really-really teach you. They copy what everyone else before them has done, and it shows. Get your basics here.
Military + Law Enforcement
Get in, sit down, shut up. We’ve got work to do. Bring your evaluations, NCOERs, OERs, Commendations, Medals, and Awards. Don’t bring me your rap sheets, DUIs, and pig-chasing stories. And for the love of Jeebus, leave the taxidermied bobcat at home.
Interviewing
No matter what you do, it won’t be as bad as this was. If you take our Ninja Skills Class, you will rock the interview, time and time again.
Yeah, but.Execution
I know, I know. Just talk it over with me. Want to negotiate a salary? Don’t know where to find work? How are you applying? Where’s the resume paper (there’s resume paper?!) Yes. Yes. It all comes together here. Ninja Skills Coaching. What even is that? It’s all of the above and everything left of here, plus the “what am I going to do with my wife, now that…”
Anyone can write a resume. Anyone can tell you to go find recruiters on LinkedIn. No one actually cares what happens to you. Go, look. See for yourself if anyone gives a flying flip about where you end up. Once you have your résumé in hand, Buh-Bye.
I have the deployments under my belt as well. I’ve been there, done that, gotten the lysteria. Worked in CounterTerrorism and for the NYPD/Intel Division. I am a toxic environment escapee, just like you.
I write your documents (including cover letters (yes, you most likely need one), BIOs, Curriculum Vitae (CV), one-sheets, teach you how to leverage your documents, show you how to interview, you know, proper-like. Explain how to find what you are looking for, and usually, I can stop the divorce. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. You become a client for life.
I walk with you every step of the scary way.
Our Packages
Explore our range of services designed to help you move forward with confidence, wherever you're headed next.
You get the minimum plus an extra hour of coaching, which is just a little more than the minimum working package.
Résume
Covering Letter
3-hours of Monster Coaching
You get the minimum plus an extra hour of coaching, which is just a little more than the minimum working package.
Résume
Covering Letter
3-hours of Monster Coaching
Let’s Work Together
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