The SMALL resume just needs a light refresh and edit. He travels light, eats light, and always carries a light. His light ruck contains 6 months of MREs. Never let him out of your sight. Only order this guy ONLY if you have spoken to us first. He's a wiry little guy and can get out of hand quickly.
The MEDIUM resume needs a tad more love to be complete, but it has all the makings of a winner. He never thought his first single would be such a success,s and could use a little makeover before he hits the red carpet. He has been caught hitting the red carpet on several occasions. He once throat-punched the red carpet.
Only order this guy ONLY if you have spoken to us first. He doesn't like crowds and must know where all the exits are at all times.
The Large resume needs a lot of formatting, editing, and overall restructuring. It's not his fault being the biggest. He was just born this way. He doesn't even exercise. He's a lot to handle.
The Big-Boi. Oh, he’s a Boi-O. You have to go to the specialty shops to buy things for this fella. He’s large and in charge, and he needs to trim down a bit, but we don’t use words like that around him.
DO NOT ORDER WITHOUT TALKING TO US FIRST. WE DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF WORK (Size) THAT GOES INTO EACH DOCUMENT.
The SMALL resume just needs a light refresh and edit. He travels light, eats light, and always carries a light. His light ruck contains 6 months of MREs. Never let him out of your sight. Only order this guy ONLY if you have spoken to us first. He's a wiry little guy and can get out of hand quickly.
The MEDIUM resume needs a tad more love to be complete, but it has all the makings of a winner. He never thought his first single would be such a success,s and could use a little makeover before he hits the red carpet. He has been caught hitting the red carpet on several occasions. He once throat-punched the red carpet.
Only order this guy ONLY if you have spoken to us first. He doesn't like crowds and must know where all the exits are at all times.
The Large resume needs a lot of formatting, editing, and overall restructuring. It's not his fault being the biggest. He was just born this way. He doesn't even exercise. He's a lot to handle.
The Big-Boi. Oh, he’s a Boi-O. You have to go to the specialty shops to buy things for this fella. He’s large and in charge, and he needs to trim down a bit, but we don’t use words like that around him.
DO NOT ORDER WITHOUT TALKING TO US FIRST. WE DETERMINE THE AMOUNT OF WORK (Size) THAT GOES INTO EACH DOCUMENT.
